Thomas LaRock from DBASurvivor.com started a “Name That Caption” contest for a picture he will be using on his site soon, and wanted a little help from his SQL buddies for an appropriate caption. Well, I consider myself a bit creative, but gotta remember all the crazies that follow Thomas as do I, and I have to get my entry in before it’s too late. Very entertaining answers so far from Brent Ozar, Jorge Segarra, and Jonathon Gardner and I’m sure many more are on the way. Visit DBASurvivor.com’s post comments for links to all the responses so far.
The actual picture:
My two cents…
- “Somewhere out there someone shrunk a database and killed a kitten because of it.”
- “Ok, who put the datacenter up here on the 35th floor??”
- “Sheesh, from way up here those full-text indexes look like ants!”
- “Now, I know the executive washroom’s somewhere around here.”
I’m going to follow Brent’s lead and close this post to comments as I don’t want any of my three readers to leave their entries here. Once again, here’s the link to getting the rules.
Best of luck to all and never forget to have a Grateful day…Troy